uber driver (who spoke very broken english): where you work?
me: blue cross blue shield.
uber driver: oh…owned by brooke shields??
me: ha, no.
uber driver: very beautiful!
me: yep.
uber driver: lady gaga…sex bomb!!!
me: ….
uber driver: michael jackson…so sad. he suffered a lot.
me: *with genuine sadness* ugh, yeah
why the fuck did I just make a pot of coffee, it’s 11pm
